Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Rita
Frito Pendejo
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State
Prosecutor
Bailiff
Sgt. Keller
Officer Collins
Hospital Technician
Dr. Lexus
Cop #1
Horny Guy
Yuppie Husband
Yuppie Wife
Trashy Guy
Slutty Girl
New Slutty Girl
Trashy Teen Jock
Beef Supreme
Officer
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Additional Officer
Counter Woman
Doctor in Waiting Room
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Prison Guard #2
Prison Guard #3
Guy at Costco
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Congressman #1
Congressman #2
Secret Service Thug
Upgrayedd
Secretary of Energy
Brawndo CEO
Female Newscaster
Male Newscaster
Female Reporter
Stadium Guard
Cameraman
Cop at Government Center
Doctor
Control Room Director
Cop at Costco
Trapped Man
Secretary of Education
Secret Service Thug #2
Narrator (voice)
Attorney General (uncredited)
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Prisoner (uncredited)
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Old Man (uncredited)
Peterson (uncredited)
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Congressman (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Juror (uncredited)
Directing (Director)
Writing (Screenplay)
Writing (Screenplay)
Production (Producer)
Production (Producer)
Production (Executive Producer)
Crew (Stunts)
Editing (Editor)
Production (Casting)
Art (Production Design)
Art (Art Direction)
Art (Set Decoration)
Costume & Make-Up (Costume Design)
Crew (Post Production Supervisor)
Crew (Post Production Supervisor)
Production (Unit Production Manager)
Production (Production Supervisor)
Art (Art Department Coordinator)
Art (Art Department Coordinator)
Art (Art Department Coordinator)
Art (Set Designer)
Production (Casting Assistant)
Production (Casting Associate)
Production (Casting)
Production (Casting Assistant)
Production (Location Manager)
Sound (Music Editor)
Production (Production Coordinator)
Crew (Score Engineer)
Directing (Script Supervisor)
Sound (Original Music Composer)
Camera (Director of Photography)
Writing (Story)
Directing (First Assistant Director)
Directing (Second Assistant Director)
Crew (Stunt Coordinator)
Crew (Stunt Coordinator)
Visual Effects (Visual Effects Producer)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Crew (Stunts)
Art (Assistant Art Director)
Costume & Make-Up (On Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Art (Set Dresser)
Directing (Second Second Assistant Director)
Camera ("A" Camera Operator)
Camera ("B" Camera Operator)
Camera (First Assistant "A" Camera)
Camera (First Assistant "B" Camera)
Camera (Second Assistant "A" Camera)
Camera (Second Assistant "B" Camera)
Sound (Sound Mixer)
Sound (Boom Operator)
Art (Property Master)
Art (Assistant Property Master)
Lighting (Chief Lighting Technician)
Lighting (Best Boy Electric)
Camera (Key Grip)
Camera (Best Boy Grip)
Costume & Make-Up (Costume Supervisor)
Costume & Make-Up (Costume Supervisor)
Costume & Make-Up (Key Costumer)
Costume & Make-Up (Key Makeup Artist)
Costume & Make-Up (Makeup Artist)
Costume & Make-Up (Makeup Artist)
Costume & Make-Up (Makeup Artist)
Costume & Make-Up (Key Hair Stylist)
Costume & Make-Up (Hairstylist)
Costume & Make-Up (Hairstylist)
Crew (Special Effects Coordinator)
Crew (Special Effects)
Crew (Special Effects Technician)
Crew (Special Effects Technician)
Crew (Special Effects Technician)
Crew (Special Effects Technician)
Camera (Still Photographer)
Editing (Additional Editor)
Crew (Visual Effects Editor)
Editing (Assistant Editor)
Sound (Supervising Sound Editor)
Sound (Sound Designer)
Sound (Sound Effects Editor)
Sound (Sound Effects Editor)
Sound (Dialogue Editor)
Sound (ADR Editor)
Sound (Foley Supervisor)
Sound (First Assistant Sound Editor)
Sound (Assistant Sound Editor)
Sound (Sound Re-Recording Mixer)
Sound (Sound Re-Recording Mixer)
Sound (Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer)
Sound (Sound Recordist)
Sound (Sound Engineer)
Sound (Sound Recordist)
Sound (Sound Recordist)
Sound (ADR Mixer)
Sound (ADR Recordist)
Sound (Foley Mixer)
Sound (Foley Artist)
Sound (Foley Artist)