President Chet Roosevelt
Monty Rushmore
Vincent Vanderhoff
Sam Birdwater
Jerry
Eric McMurkin
Lucy Beth
Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz
The Earl of Manchester
Kip Margolis
Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)
Himself
Missy, VP Advertising
Mouling Jackson
Danny Olson
Jimmy Dumphy
Big Jim, VP Research
David Eisenhower
Moishe Weitzman
Abdul Muhammad
Narrator
Student
Americathon Stage Dancer
Chris Broder
Dancer
Directing (Director)
Writing (Adaptation)
Writing (Screenplay)
Production (Producer)
Writing (Theatre Play)
Editing (Supervising Film Editor)
Costume & Make-Up (Costume Design)
Writing (Screenplay)
Writing (Theatre Play)
Art (Production Design)
Production (Associate Producer)
Camera (Director of Photography)
Editing (Editor)
Writing (Adaptation)
Production (Executive Producer)
Writing (Screenplay)
Sound (Original Music Composer)
Crew (Stunts)
Art (Title Designer)