Cast ~
Asta Paredes
-Chrissy
Catherine Corcoran
-Lauren
Lloyd Kaufman
-Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Zac Amico
-Zack
Vito Trigo
-Leonardo
Babette Bombshell
-Principal Westly
Clay von Carlowitz
-Eugene
Tara E. Miller
-Rachel Ruysch
Mike Baez
-Donatello
Mark Quinnette
-Michaelangelo
Josh Potter
-Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock
Debbie Rochon
-Coach Kotter
Stefan Dezil
-Slater
Brenda Rickert
-Aunt Bee
Ron Jeremy
-God
Nicola Fiore
-Ms. Bigguns
Joe Fleishaker
-Lauren 6 Months Later
Charlotte Kaufman
-Audrey Benjamin
Doug Sakmann
-Flag Cretin / Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Monique Dupree
-Shower Girl
Nico Praz
-Tromorganic Burger Victim
Mark Torgl
-School Janitor
Stan Lee
-Narrator
Lemmy Kilmister
-The President
Robert Bozek
-Named Him Randall
John Patrick Brennan
-Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon
Teresa Hui
-Zac's Rejection Girl
Nadia White
-Shower Girl
Brandy Mason
-Shower Girl Brandy
James D. Rolfe
-The Angry Video Game Nerd
Corina Taylor
-Tro-Gasm Girl
Bailey Jay
-Cameo
John Migliore
-Tromaville Citizen
Meg Carriero
-Asian School Girl
Lauren Sylvester
-Eugene's Tranny Friend
Heather Cahill
-Shower Girl
Prod. ~ Crew
Lloyd Kaufman
Directing (Director)
Travis Campbell
Writing (Writer)
Lloyd Kaufman
Writing (Writer)
John Patrick Brennan
Production (Co-Producer)
Michael Herz
Production (Producer)
Jeff Lasky
Production (Producer)
Lloyd Kaufman
Production (Producer)
Justin A. Martell
Production (Producer)
Ethan Hurt
Sound (Original Music Composer)
Chelsea Holland
Production (Casting)
Justin Duval
Camera (Director of Photography)
Travis Campbell
Editing (Editor)
Seager Dixon
Art (Art Direction)
Merritt Evelyn Christensen
Costume & Make-Up (Makeup Artist)
Fernando Alle
Crew (Special Effects)