Bert Convy

Tomy Everett

Lynda Day George

Monica Gordon

Phil Silvers

Arthur Sargent

Edie Adams

Leslie Sargent

Tanya Roberts

Bambi

Bobby Riggs

Charlie

Björn Borg

Himself

Katherine Moffat

Melissa (as Kitty Ruth)

Susan Tyrrell

Miss Baxter

Bruce Kimmel

Arnold

Dorothy Konrad

Mrs. Kaufman

Mariwin Roberts

Laser Girl

Victoria Lynn Johnson